Sometimes a (more machine than) man needs to be by himself. Running a whole galaxy for the Emperor is tough work. Sometimes Darth just needs to get in his tie fighter and go.
He doesn't just sit around and choke admirals as an inspirational workflow improvement method. He like, has thoughts and stuff.
His adventures are updated M, W, F.
Want to suggest a Darth of the Day?
Why Darth never got picked for lead of the school musical: “The hills are *rebreathing machine*alllliiiiiive with the sound of *rebreeathing machine* muuuuusiccc!”
Darth Quote of the Day: “Your acting betrays you. Your blocking is exceptionally goyish. Especially for your role as Tevye… So, you want to be the Fiddler on the Roof, eh?! Your feelings have now betrayed that, too.”
“They grow up so fast,” thought Darth. Then he realized that some day, this little tyke might have the force be really strong with him, so he put him in a spaceship and shot him toward an alien planet where his powers would cause him to live a double life as a journalist and a superhero.
…I think that’s what happened…
Darth Quote of the Day:
“Miss Skywalker: Tell me something, Darth, why do so many people have to die to Imperialize the Galaxy?
Darth Luthor: Why? You ask why? Why does the Emperor always ring when I’m in the bathtub?!”
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there in the Vatican are walking into a trap, as is your Atheist Rally. It was I who allowed the Atheists to know the location of the dogmatic weaknesses. Our Trinity is quite is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best Witnesses awaits them.
Oh, I’m afraid the faith bubble will be quite operational when your… friends… arrive…
Darth Quote of the Day: ”I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
Fun Fact — This is the first time I’ve not changed the quote at all!
Holy. Crap.
Darth Quote of the Dee: ”Tatooine. A gloomy, eerie place, full of sum and villany hewn out of mountains of guilt.” - Geddes “Darth” MacGregor
Even evildoers have a therapist. One would hope it’s that Stanley guy from the West Wing. He don’t take no shit from no one. If he can treat the Most Powerful Man in the World (circa the late-90s early 2000s) then he can definitely treat the Second Most Powerful Man in the Galaxy (circa a long time ago). You go Stanley.
Darth Quote of the Day: “Impressive. Most impressive. Medi-Skool has taught you well. You have controlled your vaguery. Now, release your meaning. Only your talk of my Mother can destroy me!”
Darth liked to send his storm troopers Valentines, however, it’s difficult to personalize cards for cloned Storm Troopers, so he found a simpler solution.
Darth Quote of the Day: “You underestimate the Power of the Dark Chocolate Truffle.”
Mike’s work is all on his Flickr page and available for sale (and happy viewing time) on his website.
Now Darth has a puppy? Wait, no… That’s not it. If he did have a puppy though, what would it be named? Sgt Sithbottom? Darth Snoopy?
Darth Quote of the Day: “The ability to avoid picking up after your dog is insignificant next to the power of the neighborhood association.”
Happy Superbowl! The Empire hates patriots.
Guest Blogger: Saruman the White on PIPA & SOPA
Hello there, I’m Saruman, you might recognize my white hand from some popular books and Hollywood films. Now, other hands are at work on some evil deeds that involve your favorite parts of the Internet.
This website could barely exist without a free and open Internet.
With all these SOPA’d sites on the Internet today I feel like the Internet is like my memory after a hard night out… Sometimes I think I know what’s there but it’s just blackness.
Lets not make the Internet another victim of a bunch of old men sitting in rows and towers.
Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web!
SIGN THE PETITION
Saruman Quote of the Day: “A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be littered with shredded paper of SOPA & PIPA. March to DC. Leave no amendments. To war!”
Darth looked forward to Fried Dough Friday every week, but every week he missed his chance to get the maple donuts. The creme filled long-jonh’s have too much sugar in them and the coconut gets stuck in his rebreathing unit.
Darth Quote of the Day: “Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory… I want those maple donuts Commander, don’t fail me again.”
(via melissatheamazing)
Today Darth has lost a small part of what made him Darth.
The man who made Darth such an awesome light-saberist has passed away at 89.
LA Times Bob Anderson dies at 89; sword-fight teacher to the stars.
Hopefully he’s all translucent and glowy standing on some crazy ass fantasy world with cool flying reptilian creatures, hobbits and Andre the Giant.
(If you don’t know what I mean by that then maybe you should read the damn story!)
Darth Quote of the Day: “Your destiny lies with me, Anderson. George Lucas knew this to be true.”
